Hell Is A Slow Day In Timaru !!!


The Green Beach at Timaru (New Zealand, South Island) fascinated me, but otherwise it was not a place to celebrate my birthday. Had I known, undoubtedly I would have not have stopped in Timaru, continuing instead down the coast to Omaru, a charming little Town, fetchingly clad in White Limestone & Dinosaur Footprints!

Timaru's Accursed Green Beach ŠTony Sims!

... But I knew not and Timaru it was to be. The bus was gone by the time I realised my error. The Green Beach had a bizarre appeal; so I wandered down to it (once I had established a bed for the night). As I walked along the said Green Beach, it became perfectly clear that its Essential Greenness was no mere optical illusion from a distance: from so close that I was actually on it, etching transient footprint fossils within its mad psycho-delic substance, it was apparent, that when wet, the sand was the appearance of a Greenish Wet Cement, whilst when dry, it had the appearance of a Greenish Dry Cement. Apparently the Essential Greenness was due to Silt, spewn up by the dredging for the port.

That Night I went out ... or rather, I was outside in the Mid-Winter Air, but had not "gone out" in the socially understood sense, for there was Nothing to go out to. ... Well, there was this Coffee Shop, the one thing open, which was run by three young people, apparently Christians of some sort, who had far more interest in playing a video game machine, than in serving their sole customer (this may account for certain links that [once were] on My Index Page!).

Timaru's Accursed Green Beach, yet again ŠTony Sims - Timaru's Accursed Green Beach, upside down ŠTony Sims!

Alas Poor Timaru, I knew it better than I would have wished. ... And such a disappointment after My Beloved Christchurch. There is something decidedly Charming about a City which builds numerous Stone Bridges over a "River" so slight, that a Callous Metropolis, like a Sydney or a Brisbane, would turn it into an underground storm water drain. And miss the Pleasures of the Riverbank Promenade ...

No! Not the Riverbank! This is Christchurch's New Brighton Beach - where the Sand is Yellow!!!! Not Timaru Green. Nor Hokatika Black. [image Š Tony Sims; yeah, me again]

(and this is not ironic, as my regard for Christchurch has always been utterly sincere).

ŠTony Sims, 2000- text, photographs, formatting & ego.

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