MY COUSIN ANGELIQUE(A BLONDE) WENT TO AN INTERNET CAFE
WHEN THE MAN TOLD HER IT WOULD COST HER $10.00 TO SEND A MESSAGE,
SHE SAID,I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY,
BUT I WANT TO DO EVERYTHING TO SEND A MESSAGE TO MY MOTHER.

THE MAN PULLED UP HIS EYEBROWS (AS YOU CAN EXPECT) AND SAID,
"EVERYTHING?"
"YES, EVERYTHING!" ANGELIQUE SAID.
"OKAY, FOLLOW ME" THE MAN SAID AND WALKED TO ANOTHER ROOM.

ANGELIQUE DID WHAT THE MAN SAID AND FOLLOWED HIM.
"COME IN AND CLOSE THE DOOR" HE SAID.
SHE CLOSED THE DOOR.
THEN HE SAID," GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES"
SHE DID.

"OPEN MY ZIPPER AND TAKE IT OUT", THE MAN SAID.
SHE OPENED THE ZIPPER AND WAITED
ANGELIQUE BROUGHT HER MOUTH SLOWLY CLOSER TO IT...
HER LIPS IN POSITION...AND SAID SOFTLY:

‘’ HELLO MUM,CAN YOU HEAR ME? ‘’

WHEN ANNA  A DUTCHY, WAS HERE IN AUSTRALIA ON HOLIDAYS,
SHE WAS WATCHING THE NEWS.
I WAS BUSY IN THE KITCHEN MAKING DINNER
COZ ANNA WAS JUST SITTING ON HER LAZY ASS.

SHE  WAS THINKING "I'M ON HOLIDAYS"
THEN SHE SAID..."AWWWW, PRINCES DIANA ALSO EXPERIENCED INCEST"
"THEY WERE SAYING THAT ON THE TELLY'' SAYS ANNA.
ABOUT AN HOUR LATER I WATCHED THE NEWS ON THE OTHER CHANNEL...
YEAH YEAH, INCEST...SIGH...IN-QUEST WAS THE WORD NOT INCEST. LOL
HOW ON EARTH DO WE GET ALL THE GOSSIP IN THE WORLD HEY?
JUST ASK ANNA  HAHAHA

MY NIECE NANCY ASKED ME A WHILE AGO TO SEE HER AT WORK.
SHE WORKED IN A SHOP WHERE THEY SELL LIZZARDS, SNAKES AND SPIDERS.
BEAUTIFUL..AS LONG AS THEY ARE BEHIND GLASS.
I SHIT MY PANTS FROM FEAR OF SPIDERS, YOU KNOW.
BUT OKAY, THEY ALL WERE IN A TANK AND COULDN'T COME OUT SO I WAS ALLRIGHT WITH IT.
COZ, I LIKE TO WATCH SPIDERS BEHIND GLASS, THEY ARE FACINATING.

NANCY SAID TO ME "UP THERE IS A SPIDER CO SHE'S GORGEOUS HAVE A LOOK."
SO I GOT UP ON THE STEP LADDER (I'M A SHORTY) AND YES INDEED THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL SPIDER.

THEN SUDDENLY THE BLOODY BITCH PUSHED A BUTTON OR SOMETHING AND A BIG FAKE SPIDER CAME DOWN ON A THREAD.

FUCKING HELL, IT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!
I JUST JUMPED OFF THE LADDER... HAHAHA
I STRAIGHT AWAY HAD A HEAD ACHE AND WAS SHAKING, MAN.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HAD TO LAUGH TOO.
NANCY ALMOST PISSED HER PANTS FROM LAUGHING, THE BITCH.

DICK CAME HOME VERY HAPPY AND SAID TO HIS WIFE,
"MIEK, PACK YOU BAGS!"

"WHY?", SAID MIEK.
"I WON 40 MILLION DOLLARS IN THE LOTTERY", SAID DICK.

"WOW! COOL MAN!  WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PACK, SUMMER OR WINTER CLOTHES?" SAID MIEK
"DOESN'T MATTER, AS LONG AS YOU GET LOST" SAID DICK.

MY SISTER PETRA....

AT WORK SHE HAS TO FEED THE DOGS.
ONE DAY SHE WENT FEED THEM AND THERE WAS A SWAN IN THE POND.

PETRA WAS IN THE CABIN WITH THE DOGS AND THE SWAN WALKED TO JUST OUTSIDE THE CABIN WHERE PETRA WAS FEEDING THE DOGS.

PETRA  WAS TOO AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THE CABIN ...LOL
15 MINUTES LATER SHE SEES HER BOSS, PETRA WAVED TO TRY TO GET HIS ATTENTION BUT IT DIDN'T WORK,SO HE ONLY WAVED BACK AND WENT INSIDE NOT KNOWING SHE NEEDED HIS HELP.

PETRA WAS SWEARING AND GLADLY HER BOSS CAME OUTSIDE AFTER 10 MINUTES AND SAW PETRA STANDING IN THE CABIN AND THE SWAN JUST OUTSIDE.
THEN PETRA'S BOSS FINALY UNDERSTOOD THAT PETRA WAS AFRAID TO COME OUT.
SO HE WALKED UP LAUGHING TO THE CABIN AND MADE THE SWAN GO BACK TO THE POND.
FINALY PETRA COULD COME OUT OF THE CABIN. LOL

AND EVERY TIME PETRA GOES TO FEED THE DOGS, THE SWAN COMES RUNNING UP TO HER.
LAST TIME SHE THREW THE BUCKETS NEAR THE CABIN AND STARTED TO RUN BACK.

THESE KINDA THINGS MAKES WORK NOT SO BORING, DOES IT?  HEHEHE