SANDY AND I ARE CHATTING FOR YEARS NOW.
SO WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS OVER THE YEARS.
WHILE I WAS GOING THROUGH ALL MY STUFF I CAME ACROSS THIS OLD CHAT AND IT MADE ME LAUGH AGAIN. SO I THOUGHT I PUT IT BACK ON MY WEBSITE .
HAVE FUN SANDY = SHEDDO...COBY = LADY

Sheddo: Be Right back, have to do a shit! LOL
Lady:    You're late with that...LOL
Sheddo: BACK....Shitty breakfast-cake LOL
Lady:    You're fast… no book? LOL   That's because of the breakfast-cake
Sheddo: Yeah… I didn't feel like supper last night so I ate a half a breakfast-cake,              and a minute ago I worked it all out (when to doing a shit)  LOL
Lady:    Was it still square?  LOL
Sheddo: No, but these sugar crystals were funny to see in a dung
Lady:    LOL   Seems like it's party time huh?
Sheddo: Yeah confetti  LOL
Lady:    Too bad they had no colors huh?
Sheddo: Yeah, that's a pity, but it lay there very gracefully....
Lady:    LOL in the shape of the letter 'S' for Sandy?
Sheddo: No, but it was more graceful than the swan lake and gladly it lay already in             a little lake of water
Lady:    So it couldn't get dry LOL, would be a waste if it did
Sheddo: Yes, coz otherwise the dung will start to dry out & crack
Lady:    Yeah, just like me  LOL
Sheddo: Yeah, just like you…now you mention this....I thought I saw something                          familiar
Lady:    I'm sure it made you happy :)
Sheddo: True girl, it was if you stood in front of me. Or better saying, lay
Lady:    Cool huh?  LOL
Sheddo: I almost hugged it
Lady:    I was a bit tired
Sheddo: Yeah and thought I better lay down a bit
Lady:    See? We are nuts San  LOL
Sheddo:  Not really, you see we even can talk about a dung
Lady:    Here we are talking about a dung for an hour...LOL
Sheddo: LOL well, I just did my nails...maybe we can analyze them?
Lady:    What did I do wrong...Why are you punishing me like that?
Sheddo: Once you gave me your e-mail address hey?
Lady:    Yeah...and my ICQ number... dumb dumb dumb
Sheddo: yes, that was the dumbest thing you could do.
             Can I take a break now? I have to read something
Lady:    PLEASE!!!  GO!!! Finally!!
Sheddo: Yes, buuuuuuuuuuuuttttt I AM COMING BACK
             hahahahahahahahahah See ya in a few minutes
Lady:    okay, sigh…see ya soon

(after about 10 minutes)

Sheddo: I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!
Sheddo: hellooooooooo, Are you doing a shit again?
Lady:    Ohhh sorry, there was nothing blinking here ( messages )
Lady:    Have to do a shit again
Sheddo: heron! ( big bird )
Lady:    At the time you give me an answer I have shit my pants    LOL  I'm going to              the loo NOW  LOL
Sheddo: ok
Lady:    So...I got rid of that…pfff LOL
Sheddo: This is not normal It takes me more time to just clean my butt man
Lady:    LOL That's how it is, it is easy for me to go
Sheddo: EASY??? Here there's no such thing as 'easy' as of yet anyway !
Lady:    LOL
Sheddo: Is your Homepage finished?
Lady:    .....zip....
Sheddo: You just have to hurry up!
             first you type in Notepad everthing and then you paste
             everything in netobject
Lady:    It's easy for you to talk for me...I have to do more than only make websites              Shit!! now I have to hurry up...LOL
Sheddo: What do you think about me?
             The lumps of shit floating in the loo LOL
Lady:    Tell me something new, hahaha  just let it float in there, LOL
Sheddo:  You....
Lady:    If you can't flush it away, then its time to use a brush
Sheddo:  Yeah right!
Lady:      come on...I am not cleaning that much either anymore...
             Long Live Dundee!!!   LOL
Sheddo: Yeah…same here…bad huh?
Lady:    Yep :)))

THE CHAT GOES ON AND ON BUT NOT ABOUT THIS SUBJECT ANYMORE
AND THE THINGS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT AFTER THAT ISN'T
SOMETHING TO PUBLISH BECAUSE THE CHAT WAS TOO X-RATED, HAHAHA
WELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE STORY AS MUCH AS SANDY AND I DID.

SEE YA !