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JANNIE EN WIM ARE VACATIONING IN THE WEST.
WIM ALWAYS WANTED A PAIR OF AUTHENTIC COWBOY BOOTS.
SEEING SOME ON SALE ONE DAY, HE BUYS THEM,
WEARS THEM HOME, WALKING PROUDLY.
HE WALKS INTO THEIR HOTEL ROOM AND SAYS TO HIS WIFE,
"NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME, JANNIE?"
JANNIE LOOKS HIM OVER AND SAYS, "NOPE"
WIM SAYS EXCITEDLY. "COME ON JANNIE, TAKE A GOOD LOOK"
NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?"
JANNIE LOOKS AGAIN, "NOPE"
FRUSTRATED, WIM STORMS OFF INTO THE BATHROOM, UNDRESSES,
AND WALKS BACK INTO THE ROOM COMPLETELY NAKED
EXCEPT FOR HIS BOOTS.
AGAIN HE ASKS, A LITTLE LOUDER THIS TIME,
"NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?"
JANNIE LOOKS UP AND SAYS,"WIM, WHAT'S DIFFERENT?
IT'S HANGING DOWN TODAY, IT WAS HANGING DOWN YESTERDAY,
IT'LL BE HANGING DOWN AGAIN TOMORROW."
FURIOUS, WIM YELLS," AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, JANNIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
TO WHICH JANNIE REPLIES,
"SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT WIM,...SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT."
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