WHEN SANDY TAKES THE CAR OUT TO DRIVE SOMEWHERE SHE USUALY GETS LOST AS SOON AS SHE'S  MORE THAN 5 KM OUT OF HER NEIGHBOURHOOD.
LIKE THE TIME SHE HAD TO GO TO BARENDRECHT.
OFF SHE WENT...PREPARED WITH STREET MAP AND LUNCH
AND SOON IT ALL WENT WRONG...LOL.

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT, BUT SHE NEEDS GLASSES.
THE SIGN SAID KATENDRECHT AND SHE THOUGHT IT SAID BARENDRECHT ON THE SIGN AND FOLLOWED IN THAT DIRECTION.
AFTER DRIVING AROUND FOR ABOUT AN HOUR SHE FINALY ADMITTED TO HERSELF THAT SHE WAS LOST AGAIN.
SO SHE STEPPED OUT OF HER CAR TO READ THE STREET MAP CAREFULLY TO SEE WHERE SHE ENDED UP.
SHE DIDN'T NEED A STREET MAP TO KNOW WHERE SHE WAS IF SHE ONLY LOOKED AROUND HER.

SANDY ENDED UP IN A RED LIGHT DISTRICT, KATENDRECHT.

WHILE SHE WAS READING THE STREET MAP,  A MAN CAME UP TO HER.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" SANDY ASKED.
"HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU?" THE MAN ASKED. (TO HAVE HAVE SEX - THE MAN WAS TALKING ABOUT)
(SANDY THOUGHT HE MEANT HOW LONG IT TOOK HER TO GET HERE AT KATENDRECHT)

SANDY SAID,"WELL, MORE THAN AN HOUR, THAT'S FOR SURE"
"AND HOW MUCH DO YOU ASK?", ASKED THE MAN.
HUH??? BLOODY HELL, FINALLY SANDY SAW THE LIGHT...NOPE NOT THE RED LIGHT LOL
SHE SAID TO THE GUY,"FUCK OFF MAN!"

AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SANDY GOT IN HER CAR AND DROVE BACK HOME.
BACK HOME SHE WROTE DOWN WHAT THE CORRECT WAY TO BARENDRECHT WAS.
WHAT USUALLY IS A 1 HOUR TRIP TOOK SANDY 4 HOURS.....
LOL

LAST WEEK SANDY WAS AT HER SISTERS PLACE AND STAYED FOR DINNER.
HOT CHIPS AS USUAL, COZ SANDY DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING ELSE.
HER SISTER'S SALT SHAKER HAS 2 HALF LIDS ON TOP,
ONE SIDE 1 BIG HOLE AND OTHER SIDE 3 LITTLE HOLES.
GUESS WHICH SIDE SANDY CHOSE.....

OF COOOOOOOOOOOOURSE....SANDY USED THE BIG HOLE...SIGH.
AND SHE STILL KEEP SAYING.." NO, I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST, I CAN SEE EVERTHING CLEARLY."

YEAH RIGHT...NOW SHE SUDDENLY LIKES HEAPS OF SALT ON HER HOT CHIPS...DUHHHH


THEN THERE IS SANDY'S HUBBY ARIE.
THESE TWO PEOPLE REALLY HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER.

ON THE VERANDA OF THEIR FLAT THERE IS A DRAIN PIPE AND SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT ABOUT IT SO THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WERE FIXING IT.
BUT THEY RUN OUT OF TIME THAT DAY AND SO THEY WOULD COME BACK THE NEXT DAY.
IN THE MEANTIME THE DRAIN PIPE WAS CUT OFF HALF WAY AND YOU COULD SEE A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

ARIE THOUGHT TO BE CLEVER AND PUT HIS WORKING SHOES ON TOP OF THE HOLE SO DEBRIS WOULDN'T FALL IN.
SANDY AND ARIE WENT TO BED.
THAT NIGHT IT STARTED TO RAIN, IT WAS POURING DOWN.
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPEND HEY? YES, ARIE'S SHOES WERE FUNCTIONING AS LITTLE BUCKETS LOL

SANDY WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND COULDN'T SLEEP SO SHE WENT TO THE VERANDA TO SMOKE A CIGGIE.
AND SAW ARIE'S SHOES FILLED UP WITH WATER. SHE HALF EMPTIED ARIE'S SHOES THEN SANDY PUT THEM NEXT TO THE DRAIN PIPE HOLE BUT NOT ON TOP.

THE NEXT MORNING ARIE AND SANDY GOT UP, HAD BREAKIE AND ARIE WENT TO THE VERANDA TO GET HIS SHOES AND GO TO WORK.
SANDY, THE SNEAKY LITTLE BITCH WALKED UP WITH HIM TO THE VERANDA WHICH SHE NEVER DOES.
AND YES! ARIE JUST STEPPED IN THE SHOES AND THEN STARTED TO SWEAR.
"BLOODY HELL" SAYS ARIE, THAT MAN CAN SWEAR.
THERE WAS WATER IN HIS SHOES AND ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE FLAT WERE AWAKE TOO.
SANDY WAS ALMOST ON THE FLOOR FROM LAUGHING...LOL